ahh Christmas ... the day we celebrate the birth of christ!
and it is also the day we celebrate gaining weight eating too much!
i swore that i ate at least 40% of the turkey!
HAHA...
to everyone on earth merry christmas and a happy new year!!! hohohoho...
to ppl outside earth...errrrrr ...
u can go hug a tree if there is 1 ...
Maybe some of you have done this already ...
but as such a good friend i will share this with you all ...
sharing is caring mah horrr...
heres the trick ...
take of you shirt and take a photo of it and upload it to facebook!!
ok. i was just kidding ... plz don't do it ...
the real trick:
Click on a empty space in facebook and then Press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right,
Left, Right, b, a, Enter key, then right click. Then press up then down.
and now tell me what you see =D
enjoy.
SPM is tomorrow ...
good luck to all of you ....
for skipping question you don't know =D
giving me chance to score more A's then you... wakakakka
my friend told me this tips for SPM ...
so if its not working don't blame me ok ...
actually getting A is very simple ...the steps are all written at my friends blog...
visit here ...
Enjoy reading .....
thanks you have a nice day!!! =D
woke up this morning at 9 ... pick up a book ...was trying to read it ...
and end up LOOKING at it .... my gosh ..
and now I'm playing this retarded fish game on facebook ... its call FishVille if you want to play ...
Hate SPM ...
to all maxis user! attention plzz ...
lately maxis keeps on sending us msg about winning a bmw or iphone 3g ...
plz don't be a fool to trust them to join the contest ...
and why is that?
because answering each question cost RM2.15 .. not answering all question cost RM2.15 !
and yes ... i was really that dumb to answer those question because i thought it was only RM2.15...
My bad actually ... did not read properly =p
anyway it wouldn't hurt to try right? T.T
thanks to maxis i m never gonna take risk ever again!
I've check over the Internet about this shit ass contest ...
many ppl spend over 1 k to win the i phone .. and yet they did not win ... i wonder how much did
the winner actually spend to win the BMW and Iphone....
the moral of the story... its time to change ... to digi ...
digi was always there hinting us about this maxis scam ...
digi have foreseen the future...
and yet we din notice this coming!
they escape from the old folks home recently .....
here are their pictures :
plz contact 1300-88-2525 if you have seen them anywhere ...
Thank You.
Just sharing this picture with everyone ... cause i know ...
everyone loves jk right? haha ...
p/s: jk is not just kidding ar ... =.=
This is the awesomest video on earth!!!
seriously ...
click it . watch it . laugh at it ... then FART at it .
Once upon a time, mun keat which is much fatter then me draw me with a fat tummy
(look closser to the picture if u can't see the tummy) ...
he told me he tried his best the make me look slimmer ... yea right...
later on, he say that picture is to fit to be me... so he draw a new 1 ...
that was the last day we were friends . no. just kidding ...
c'mon la .. i'm not that fat ... but sharon lai is ..
she even call her self obese on my chat box .... look ------>
and then ronnie come and kacau ... then he say mun keat's drawing is not like me ... then he draw another 1
omg ! wtf is that! oh wait ... its me ! haiz...
I'm sick again! but this time .. it comes with more greenish jelly !!! yay...
and the best part is ... it smells like durian ...
too bad its not durian ... its just mucus!
I'm getting better anyway ... but i have passed it to ronnie! haha
he is suffering with durian flavoured jelly in his nose too !! don't tell him it was me .
hope you guys still like to eat jelly after reading this . especially the green ones XD
when for a checkup yesterday ...
and i was diagnosed that i am NS positive!
NOOOooooooooo!!!!!!!
fu*k it!
Nola... actually i very happy... so excited man ...
can't wait to meet THOSE people ... can't wait to sleep with them tooo!!
3 months is too short ... i want more time to spend with THOSE people ...
''Tahniah dan Selamat Maju Jaya!''
I lost my phone on Wednesday. And i was wondering weather i can track it back anot.
so i found this site that helps track phone number! it really works!
SERIOUSLY. I'M NOT BULLSHITTING!
Link - Click Here
if its not working plz try this link
Link - click here
if its still not working u either own a wooden PC or u need to press f5.
pressing f5 usually works.
Happy tracking.
Sometimes i wish exam never comes ...
when it comes i want it to finish as fast as possible ...
but when its going to finish ... i wish it never ends ...
i love studying.
when mc donald after school today with 3 ppl ..
as we are walking there ... then i asked ''izzit going to rain ar?'' as the cloud was so dark ...
everyone replied ''hope won't'', ''won't la!' ...
i bet you guys are guessing it rained ... so yea it did ... fart it!
then i suggested to stay in amcorp... but ... the 3 jerks say we should go back ...
they think they would look handsome or something in the damn rain ...
who the hell will look at you in the rain! who will even look at them when i 'm there ...
i was forced to walk under the rain with them T.T
after running back to school ... 3 of them was still having their sweet time under the rain ...
their uniform was so wet that i could see their black titties ... haha ...
and i finally realize ... that their plan was to show me that they have darker nipple then i do.
that song is really awesome ...
but recently i found a better version of it ... girl version ..
but its just a parody.
haha!
the person who tagged me is obese sharon lai
Your relationship with him/her is
classmate
maid
Your first impression on him/her is that he/she looks
looks like she is hiding chocolate in her mouth
the most memorable moments with him/her is
craping in the library
the most memorable moment thing she/he said to u
jian kai u are so mean!
if she/he becomes your lover,
i will cut my precious
if she/he became your lover,what should he/she improve at
errr.. try to loose weight
if she/he becomes your enemy,what would you do?
i will eat her alive
if she/he became your enemy ,the reason will be because he/she
she gain too much weight
the most desired thing you want to do.
i want to be a farmer . XD
your overall impression him/her
funny. short. black. don't get angry easily.
the characteristic you love most bout urself
oh .. erm .. yeah ..tht 1 ... yes yes tht 1 .... how u noe
the characteristic you hate bout urself
too handsome..
the most ideal person u want to be with.
someone who don't get emo all the time
for people who care and love you,say something to them
i lova you and care about you and i will say something to you!
pass this tag to 10 people
(I’m trying to think of those who haven’t been tagged…)
1. Robin
2. Matheiu tan
3. Yuee Sun
4. Jun Yong
5. Mun keat
6. Justin
7. Min Yee
8. Annice
9. Yi Shiuan
10. my sister
who is 6 (Justin) having a relationship with ?
don't know ... perhaps fido dido
is 9 (Yi shiuan) a male or a female?
Male
what is 2 (Mathieu) studying at the moment ?
I don't think he ever study
Who was the last person u had a chat wif ?
my sister
what kind of music does 8 (Annice) like ?
my musics .. zzz .. how i know
Does 1 (Robin) have any siblings?
1 brother
is 4 (Jun Yong) single?
single and available
what is the surname of 6 (Justin) ?
choong i think ... soli justin haha
what is the hobby of 5 (mun keat) ?
calling me fat
do 7 (Min Yee) and 9 (Yi Shiuan) get along well ?
yes .
where is 10 (My sister) studying at ?
the best school in malaysia. UTAR
say something casually bout ur eyes
its perfectly normal ... but ppl says it looks like fish eye
Have u tried developing feelings for 2 (Mathieu) ?
wtf? mathieu? yucks.
where does 9 (Yi shiuan) live?
SS2 ... see i'm a good fren
what colours does 4 (Jun Yong) like ?
dunno worr .. red gua ...
(starting to get the feel tht the tag never ends)
are 5 (mun keat) and 1 (Robin) gud frens?
I don't even think they know each other
does 2 (Mathieu) like 7 (min yee)?
neh. he only like guys.
how did u get to noe 8 (annice)?
classmates .
does 1 (Robin) have any pets ?
a dog. but he claims there is another FEMALE dog at home
is 7 (Min yee) the sexiest person on earth ?
=.=''
are u sexy ?
duh .
what are u doing now ?
finishing this tag.( at last)
and yes .. its going to be like every typical blogger relax post ..
exam over relax for 2 weeks then during the holiday can this that this that ...
since they are the same ... i won't be writing...
go visit other blog and come back =)
And a promise to sharon aka nescafe and obese ... i will write something about her ...
she is a mix mayonnaise, tomato, chili sauce and Chinese blood.
if in any chance you smell Starbucks, she is most probably nearby...
and also she is a fatty obese . she is like water and my class 5s7 is like the blood...
she fills up 90% of the class room. terrible la !
this is 1 of her photo:
ok just kidding. sharon plz don't take this seriously and go on a diet. u are too thin!
oh sharon ... plz don't call me mean or rude ... i know they are your favourite words.
i have been studying the whole week..
very hardworking oh ..
i have studied:
1 page of bio
1 chapter of sejarah
1 -1 page of all the subjects
and i m very sure that i have studied the fastest in CHS.
so don't compete with me. or you end up losing for sure.
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i seriously should stop playing.
start studying.
But i just can't stop going to the damn computer!
somebody help me!
i 'm lonely today!
i'm so bored and lonely .. going insane
my family when genting without me ..
i m stuck at home..
all because exam is coming... wtf!
hey... i know what i can do ...
i can ask Mr.add maths to teman me today...
i can't wait to do add mats project with Mr.add maths and all my little cute pens...
i finally can spend time with my friends...
its going to be so fun!
i think its time to change.
there is a Chinese saying :
''旧的不去， 新的不来''
According to one of my friends blog, Jun Yong aka LeeHom wannabe says:
''Change Is Always The Goal Of Learning. You Cannot Have Growth Without Change.''
Digi says:
''Its time to change ... '' back line was not showed to support my statement.
what i m trying to say is we should replace out air conditioner to a freezer! since the weather is getting hotter .. and also its time to change.
Told u my prediction was right...
my prediction for hari sukan:
just a short update,
PLEASE READ
The Pearl
page 71
last paragraph!
you will love it i promise. =)
As the tittle above ...
i won't be blogging that often anymore ... due to the infection cause by the phang virus ...
so please ...
don't miss me and don't flood your house during my absence ....
ahya ... in short bye bye really lazy to type ...
less lame jokes for u all ...
TATA FOR NOW!
Recently ... scientist have discover a new virus!
it was discovered in Catholic high School, PJ ...
this virus eats up every mitochondria in the human body ...
As a result, the person will feel very tired ...
due to the lack of energy produce by the mitochondria...
this virus is extremely dangerous ...
it is call the Pn.Phang virus!
unfortunately, there is still no cure for this virus at this moment...
however, there is still a drug to prevent this...
and that is to drink NESCAFE 3 IN 1 before entering HER class...
Prevention is Better Than Cure right?
since eveyone is posting about the weather ...
i guess i will post 1 too XD ...
you know there is a method for preventing yourself from being hot ..
and that is to swim in the afternoon ..
haha.
i don't have anything to post about the weather actually
(besides i am hot *ahem*)
its all the same ..
go read other peoples blog ..
and don't forget to press f5 before u leave ...
it helps making your internet speed faster ...
i didn't know humans get sunburn so easily!
or is it just me?
when swimming today with Annice and Anselm all the A's ...
at 2 PM ... when the sun is bloody hot!
thought i can get cooler ...LOL
swim for about 30 min and then i got sunburned!!!
it was just 30 min T.T
damn! now i look like prashanth
god why did you give me such skin?
Today,
I when school in the morning ... as usual almost late for school...
teachers make me tired .... mitochondria i need more ATP!
after school i build castle in the air until 5 30 and then go home...
my life is so interesting right?
don't forget to click f5 yeah.....
To my beloved readers! or anyone who read my blog! even the people who call me .... nvm..
do me a little favor ....
that is to spam my cbox ...
of course not the pointless ones like :
lol
haha
u are hot
u are cold
u are yes
then u are no
u are in
and then u are out
u are up
then u are down
all the bull crap la..
Also i heard from a source that pressing F5 while visiting my page helps increase your Internet speed!
seriously try it!
Bak kata perpatah ''tak press maka tak cinta'' , so yeah exercise your hands NOW!
I bought a new girlfriend today!
for only
rm30! awesome right!
my dear ex ... I'm so sorry to you ... i have been unfaithful lately...
i know what i am doing is wrong ..
but i guess its time to move on ...
but, there will be always a space for you in my heart..
goodbye!
don't worry guys... i did not buy a chicken from chow kit ...
its just a calculator!
Today,
my phone is revived! woohooo .... wakkakakaka !! special thanks to :
please talk to me.
i'm scared that you don't want me.
but i want you.
i want you so much in so many ways.
i don't want you to slip away from me.
i love you.
do you still love me?
please love me.
please.
i'm sorry i pushed you.
i'm sorry i am such a jerk.
if i could go back-
i wouldn't say anything.
if i could go back to last night-
there is so much i would change.
because... i don't care. i know that you love me.
or loved me.
and that is enough for me.
you should know that no one makes me happier than you.
just the sight of you....
that's all it takes to make me happy.
one look from you and my heart stops.
when i hear your voice....
calm washes over me.
you have a power over me i cannot describe.
and i don't want to.
i love it.
i want you. and no one else.
don't you know that?
you make me feel like the only person in the room.
i have never felt like that before.
you are everything i want.
you are everything i need.
I love you NOKIA XM 5320!_res.jpg)
Wednesday is always the best day of the week ...
My beautiful sexy calculator was kidnap!
and few hour after singing that song ......
Rain, rain, go away
Come again some other day
why career talk wasn't tomorrow?
in that way i could have miss seeing that fat bitch a day =(
yeah.. career talk was also boring ...
i don't need this talk because i already know i will be the next sultan...
Kata orang ''masa itu gold'' oleh itu kita haruslah visit POH KONG!
save our time la plz ...
sex education is so much better =)
this will be so handy!!!
i don't have to sleep during bio anymore ....
don't worry.. its not mine .. its Prashanth's
the way bio should be studied
i m a genius! hehe^^
i wonder what is that XD
My mum force me to turn of the lights...
and i thought maybe i still can use the Internet ...
BUT ... suddenly ....
my mum came in the room and goes ....
WHAT The FU*K ARE YOU DOING? turn of everything!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
when i look at my neighbours ...
this is what i saw....
My neighbour loves the earth ALOTTTT as u can see........
i know its abit too late now for posting this ...
i was very busy lately...
Here's the 8 reason :
why?
because i ROCK so hard that nothing is hard for me !
Just Kidding.
Promise no lame post anymore ... ^^
i can't guarantee that actually.
ok. Fine
no more suspense ...
THE TRUTH..............
Hilmi died and then his father died because he was too shocked...
lol. Just Kidding again.
The real real real real real x 1000000000000 reason is ...
I'm not going to say i rock and you suck ... so don't worry
BECAUSE
it give me free time to post this crap to waste your time
because i did not take the exam. You guys already know why...
ohyea
the last reason ...
i'm not getting last =)
My blog was up for 1 day and i have received Soooo many testimonials..
in short ...i'm the BEST ... of the rest! haha^^
Telling me something i already know...
Haha. funny?
tqtq ^^
he is so wrong ...!!!So here goes my first post... It is most probaly the best first post u have ever read =)
because i am the best (as always)...
And thats all ! =p
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